His fauxhawk suggests that he was not breastfed and therefore craves motherlove or, in the alternative, attention from anyone.
Looking for love in all the wrong places, Frasier is somewhat myopic and often becomes disoriented and easily lost. "Has anyone seen an Ark around here?"
He definitely has criminal tendencies, and has been captured on Security Cameras committing a burglary.
... but the CSI Unit discovered that the foolish burglar left unmistakable DNA evidence on his victim's floor.